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Way Of The Geeza

by PINTGLASS

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Pintglass, mush metal, here on full fucking force. Gonna come down, rip your fucking face off. 01483 Stella gang you prick. COMING FOR YOUR TEETH. 7 AM START Where’s me fucking tea? I’m fucking tired you prick I’m gonna call up MICK!! I’m sorry mate but this just aint fucking good enough. PINTGLASS. HERE TO SORT YOU THE FUCK OUT. LEARN A TRADE, GET PAID, OR GET FUCKING CAVED.
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Fuck off, you better fuck off you little mug Thats fucking right. Pintglass 2019, on that fucking geezer core. Ill take your door clean off its fucking hinges. We come in 2s, leave you in a fucking portaloo. Go out back, put a fucking nailgun to your head, bitch. Wheres my fucking cup of rosey? Where's the chippy? Don't get fucking lippy. He's got a drinking problem, I want that fucking roof done. Don't talk shit you little shit, Ill put you six feet in a fucking ditch. He's fucking late again the little prick! You fucking what mate?! Get lippy again, i'll put you through that new fucking window. Shut it you fucking mug! I asked to use your fucking loo, you looked at me like some cunt, so I stomped you through! Pintglass 2019 motherfuckers! Two sugars not one. We come in 2s, you fucking tosser. High Vis Hate mate. Oi mate wanna go down the cafe? Yeah the good old local! Ah yeah mate thats the fucking shit.
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GEEZAS TO THE LEFT, GEEZAS TO THE RIGHT. SOMEONE'S GETTING KNOCKED OUT ON MY SITE. LAY THIS CUNT OUT Get up the ladder or I'll stab you in the bladder I'll chase you up the apple and pears and smash you with that brand new chair Now give us them scraps Or we're gonna end up having a scrap I'll carve you up like a fucking doner kebab On a Friday night like a stella fight 01483 motherfuckers. GTHC Run up on me, ill make a fucking hole, in your fucking head, with my fucking makita Chat shit, get the fucking breaker. ARF ARF You're just a little fucking mug, whos gonna get strung up for running his fucking mouth. I'm gonna leave you jawless you two faced mother fucker. You fucking CUNT Waste man left for dead Hole through your fucking head You're not a man you're just a little fucking bitch Now fight me like a man, don't be a wasteman I'll fill you up with gravy from the fucking caravan Street Soldier, Pintglass, on that Stella drinking shit motherfucker Bringing that yorkshire shit, straight to the pit You know it motherfucker ain't no doubt about it Welcome to the house of PAIN I'll pack you up pack you in, going straight in the dust bin Man makes promises better trust him Justice, in a violent form Get your top guns out take a hammer to the jaw, SHIT TALKER You aint gonna talk no more, if you can't finish it then don't start a war. Wanna try me? Come and have a go, all 9 stone big man I guarantee you won't. I'll fucking bray him little cunt
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IM GOING DOWN THE FUCKING SITE Right listen love, put it in me fucking bank account I’ve done the job, don’t make me take it fucking down Right listen love you’re a fucking soppy tart who makes terrible tea and your husbands a fucking cunt (Dan dan they’ve been chatting shit about your craft, come down here and lay these cunts out for us will ya, show these fuckers to respect the fucking tradesmen-ship) (Dan Crossley of Gassed Up) I've had enough of this foolin' around Your conservatory's coming down. 12 hour shifts for a full 5 days, I'm amazed, man about to get a slap to the face! Man's time served are you having a laugh? Forklifts going through the front of your gaff Blap Blap, nail gun to the kneecaps, Big D's gonna wheelspin all over your grass, cunt. You're a cheeky bastard, Kitchen's never gonna get replastered, Fumin', this man's gonna get blasted. Fucked up, gonna end up in a casket. It's hard enough, low wage and inflation, The fact that I'm only out on probation Fuck it, imma choke you with this insulation Locked up in Mason's old Basement STELLA GANG UNTIL I FUCKING DIE. 01483, coming for your fucking teeth. Come around here, slice your jugular with a corona bottle No Carling Darlings are allowed here. Hard hats are for soft twats, you don’t belong on the site. I’m gonna take a good poo in your portaloo and then I won’t flush the fucking loo What you gonna do when I lay a turd on your fucking site? (Brad Harkness of Revelations) Pintglass Revelations 2019 Working on sites Picking fights motherfucker (Pint of Stella please) Take your pint of dark fruits and fuck off This is that real tradesman beatdown Think you’re hard? What you got? Get your mates together I’ll smash the lot Making out you’re summat you’re not The last motherfucker that spilt my pint got shot Throw that cunt in the van I said don’t mess with the big man You know who the fuck I am Shoulda done the wise thing bitch and ran Dead in a ditch You useless piece of shit Back to the fucking bar Ten more pints Let’s get lit Come on now lads, calm it down
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The temptation to cave your fucking head in It’s taken over, you can’t pull me over You took our fucking plywood, it cost your fucking life Start the lorry, you’ll pay the fucking price OOF You’ll fucking get it now you cunt Blood spattered all over your mumz Sunday lunch gonna be your final one We’re gonna leave you… RUTHLESS 2 TOOTHLESS. Gonna raid your fucking gaff, seed your wifes chaff, we’d rob your gear but its too fucking naff, no junky wants that crap motherfucker. I’ll steal your fucking mower, mow my fucking lawn. You’ll be picking up your teeth til dawn. (Paul, Moose and Connor of MTXS) MTXS, PINTGLASS, GEEZA MOTHERFUCKER, YOU FUCKING CUNT SELFISH PRICK STELLA OR DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I’ll wrap this scaffy round your head you prick Suck it up you fucking mug. You’re gonna get fucked mate. Go get me my bangers and my mash you cunt.
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I would down 500 stellas and I would down 500 more just to be the man who downs 1000 stellas and falls down at your door Geeza geeza, geeza geeza Geeza geeza, geeza geeza I like to have a stella yes I do WHERE’S ME FUCKIN FULL ENGLISH? 07527, I’m gonna bury you on my break at 11 07585, no one’s leaving this cafe alive I’ll have your skin for sausages, black pudding on a plate, yeah mate that’s what it fucking is. Where’s me fucking breakfast I’ll leave your fucking neck slit WORLDWIDE BREAKFAST GANG Stepping out the gaff, going to the caf’ Get in my way i’ll stab you in the back Burn my toast, you’ll feel my wrath Fucking come on then you little fucking pussy Come on step outside, I will stamp you in the fucking ground THIS IS MY CAF’, don’t get lairy or i’ll put you down Steel cap boots going right through your kneecaps Sit in my spot, i’ll snap you like a kit-kat STEP IT. All the way to the woodbridge cafe, the cafe brawlers here to stay!!! (Phil from Idle Hands) S’HAPPENIN ESSEX BOY BEATDOWN SHIT BITCH I MIGHT BE AN UGLY CUNT BUT I’LL STILL FUCK YOUR MISSES. LETS FUCKIN HAVE IT YOU SOPPY MUG. EASY FELLA, BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH LET ME NECK THIS STELLA ONE BANG, PUT YOUR ARSE TO SLEEP STOMP THE NECK, MAKE THIS PUSSY WEEP. To all the pussy hiding at the fucking back You don’t know a man till he gives you a crack! That’s what you fucking deserve You fucking prat I’ll lay you out on the fucking curb That’s what you fucking deserve! STELLA AND CHIPS TILL I MOTHERFUCKING DIE. Ehhh I fucking love blackpudding.
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HOW YOU GONNA KEEP YAPPING SHIT WHEN YOUR MOUTHS FULL OF FUCKING CEMENT you little shit il have you , battered laid out fucking split, all over not getting me fuckin Stella quick bash down the door to his stinky fucking gaff 2 Snooker balls in a sock 3 man go crack the other one cries into his fanny pack. Shut it YOU LITTLE FUCKING PRAT Stop giving it the big I am, you don't know fear till I've put you in me fucking van play it off cool to all your fucking Gs your a fake bigman cunt who acts like he's fourteen Il put you in the skip leave you for the tip to pick Il put you in the skip leave you for the tip to pick Il put you in the skip leave you to rot in shit You utter cunt I hope they toss you where the rats piss GTHC COMING FOR YOUR TEETH 01483 where the geezas roam free, you've messed us about now Ima come and sort you out You fucking tea leaf cunt PINTGLASS THROUGH THE fucking neck OOSH OOSH OOSH OOSH GEEZAAA GEEZACORE to your front door you fuckin tosser to your front door you pillock
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Ill put your face through the fucking planks Where’s me fucking drawings at you twat? Think you can mess us around like a yob? Take your fucking head off with a brick hod Thats what you get you fucking wetbag You PRICK I’ll lay you out you fucking scumbag Don’t be a plonker, we’ll fucking stomp ya Bury you in a barrel of muck Don’t be a plonker, we’ll fucking stomp ya We’ll send you home in fucking bits you prick THAT’S WHAT YOU GET. Walking through the site by day Stella in the hand by night Geezas dedicate For their fucking life. GEEZAS DEDICATE, ID SELL MY LEFT BOLLOCK FOR A FUCKING FISHCAKE I WOULD MISS MY WIFE'S FUNERAL FOR A STELLA WHEN I SEE YOU ON FUCKING SITE, ILL DRAG YOU OFF BY YOUR FUCKING JAPS EYE AND THEN IM GONNA SPREAD YOU LIKE FUCKING MARMALADE ON THE FUCKING CURB NO. NO YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. STOP IT. NO. THAT’S IT BOY, YOU THINK YOU’RE A BOXER??? THAT’S NOT A STRAIGHT FUCKING CUT. SAP THAT CHAVVYS AS STRONG AS A FUCKING LION HE IS HE SHOULD COME WORK FOR ME EY YOU’RE ALMOST AS BIG AS ME BOY OI PUT ON THE FUCKING KETTLE IF YOU DRINK EARL GREY (2 SUGARS) YOU’RE A FUCKING NONCE TWINKLE TWINKLE WHERE’S MY STELLA? I’M GONNA LEAVE YOU IN MY CELLAR Big cheers to me fucking crew at stella The stella gang lives on in all of us, in each and every single one of us, it’s in true geeza blood. Drink stella and eat jakemans. Eat a fucking steak and get your CS card, prick.

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released October 5, 2019

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PINTGLASS Guildford, UK

Barney - Vocals
Ben - Vocals
Dave - Guitars
Angelo - Bass
Ian - Drums

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